A Nonsense Dialogue

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Fop:
    Your skills --
    Your accumulated advancements --
    Have insufficient increasement!

Dandy:
    Upwardified are my upgrades,
    My many masteries --
    That is, my skills!

Fop:
    Predictably, you are plusless,
    Listless, and lazy!
    You have! No! Skills!