Bloo With You

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Tags: poetry, parody

A late-night snippet imitating the chorus of Weezer’s “Pork and Beans.” For Hayley (“Bloo”) to sing to Seth.

I've a PhD that I must pursue
There's neuroscience knowledge to accrue

With calves athletic and a belly lean
At times my swagger's known to cause a scene

Although I'm picky 'bout my repertoire
I'll practice strumming tunes that you adore

One look in our mirror and you know it's true:
I'm awful fond of being Bloo with you

(Hayley: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. I’m not sure what the tune is (hint pls!!!) but I’m smiling ear to ear anyway <3 Me: It’s ‘Pork and Beans.’ Hayley: OH FUCK YEAH)