There came a schollar from Viking country, Well verst in ludonarrativity. When that Aprill with his shoures thick Hied off, he watched ye childe play hoop and stick To ponder changing stick for lethern balle, And wryte upon the meninge of it alle. Of anti-gamer scorn, no hede took he, Aware that men live in society, While those of lerninge to him wolde adjure For hy discourse on English literature. Full gladly teched he on such things culturall, And left each lecture-hall with maydens plurall. Exotic assets allways filled his pipe: He was a verry parfit gaming type.