This is an Elon-Musk-themed parody of John Gillespie Magee, Jr.'s "High Flight".
Syndicated to Twitter.
Oh! I have spurned the surly SEC, And pierced the skies with rocket booster flames; Sunward I've turned, to harvest energy; Nutted to Mars -- and played a hundred games You have not dreamed of -- founded, bought, and sold; Ran Paypal, blasted Dogecoin to the moon, Built companies from visions into gold, And granted seven children silver spoons. Up, up the endless void of frozen black My dankest starship speeds with burning grace. I've seen the future, and I won't look back: They'll say I left my mark upon the times. For I have sent my Roadster into space -- Put out my hand, and touched the face of Grimes.