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Hooked on Darjeeling

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Published at 23:22:00-0800
Tags: poetry, parody

A parody of the song "Hooked on a Feeling", originally performed by B.J. Thomas and further popularized by Blue Swede.

Pour a cuppa
Pour a, pour a, pour a cuppa
Pour a, pour a, pour a cuppa
Pour a, pour a, pour a cuppa

One sip of Darjeeling Sparks my fantasy I don't bother trying out Any other tea

Finished steeping Board the flavor train West Bengali Worldwide acclaim

I ... I'm hooked on Darjeeling That tea-leafy feeling Another cup for me

Hooked on Darjeeling Those leaves got me reeling Another cup for me

Little insects puncture Veins of growing leaves Causing plants to send out Muscatel terpenes

Come on, boiling water Be a friend to me Bring me piquant secrets From those ancient trees

Grapelike flavor Puts me on my knees I'm in heaven Filled with ecstasy

I ... I'm hooked on Darjeeling That tea-leafy feeling No other drink for me

Hooked on Darjeeling Those leaves got me reeling No other drink for me