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That's Podracing

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Published at 22:29:00-0800
Tags: poetry, parody

A Star Wars parody of the classic Dean Martin song "That's Amore".

When you pull a tight spin
Without losing your grin—
That's podracing

When the chance cubes are rolled And you have to be bold— That's podracing

Racers bring (Bring a ling a ling, bring a ling a ling) Pods together in battle Watto squirms (Squirmy lurmy lurm, squirmy lurmy lurm) Only Shmi left as chattel

When you feel in command Soaring over the sand— That's podracing

When a man screams "poodoo!" As he cedes ground to you— That's podracing

When foes swear in Huttese As you place first with ease— That's podracing

When announcers go wild: "Anakin, the slave child!"— That's podracing

Racers bring (Bring a ling a ling, bring a ling a ling) Pods together in battle Watto squirms (Squirmy lurmy lurm, squirmy lurmy lurm) Only Shmi left as chattel