Eulogy for a Master
A parody of one of my favorite poems, G. K. Chesterton's "The Great Minimum."
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That's Podracing
A Star Wars parody of the classic Dean Martin song "That's Amore".
When you pull a tight spin Without losing your grin— That's podracing When the chance cubes are rolled And you have to be bold— That's podracing Racers bring (Bring a ling a ling, bring a ling a ling) Pods together in battle Watto squirms (Squirmy lurmy lurm, squirmy lurmy lurm) Only Shmi left as chattel When you feel in command Soaring over the sand— That's podracing When a man screams "poodoo!" As he cedes ground to you— That's podracing When foes swear in Huttese As you place first with ease— That's podracing When announcers go wild: "Anakin, the slave child!"— That's podracing Racers bring (Bring a ling a ling, bring a ling a ling) Pods together in battle Watto squirms (Squirmy lurmy lurm, squirmy lurmy lurm) Only Shmi left as chattel
Sith Lord Challenge
Draw Your Dark Side
The Sith Lord Challenge, an art contest for everyone, is openly accepting submissions.
How To Enter
- Draw your own Sith Lord, defined as "an evil space alien, of any species, possibly wielding a laser sword or psychic powers."
- Name your Sith Lord.
- Submit your Sith Lord, via email, a comment on this page, a text message, or WebMention. I'll ask whether you want credit.
Sith Lords
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Prengubi Cjiiiifgh [created by Maxwell. Pronunciation: "prehng-GOO-bee kyee-ee-ee-eef" or /pɹεᶇ'gubi kji'i:i:if/]
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Darth Prius [created by MU. The name is pronounced "PRY-us" or /'pɹaɪǝs/, not "PREE-us" like the car]
