Posts Tagged "slc" from 2020

Darth Drongo's creator describes him as follows:

• Forehead tat displays drongish deference to his fav classical Terran musician
• Signature shutter-monocle is attributed abilities ranging from farsight to nigh-omniscience. DD just Likes the Look
• Effortlessly mastered Forms I-VII in the womb, abandoned his lightsaber by age 12, now simply spams Lemonberry Lightning at all problems
• Consumes only the finest Twi’lek brews (and bitches)
• Often goes a-Sithin’ in standard Jedi Knight robe to achieve maximal chaos/comfort despite the contradiction. Absolutes mean nothing to this Sith
• Founder of galactically-recognized 00F brand apparel, well-known for being mandatory everyday wear in one star sector and banned in another, with the resultant 00Fer wars entirely masterminded by yours truly

Pictures coming soon. This is the first Sith Lord to manifest in 3D; all the previous entries have been drawings. Though sadly incomplete, Darth Unfinished's chicken wire and papier-mache construction represents a significant advance for Sithnology.

Having corresponded with my friend Plurt Masberry, I've sorted the entries to the Sith Lord Challenge into a taxonomy of Sith characteristics. The five categories are "wizardly," "brutish", "inconceivable," "deceptive," and "artificial." Click through to read the full update.

In tonight's video call, Aaron Strick brought up the Sith Lord Challenge, and produced live laughter. Hours later, Aaron created the sinister Darth Skivin.

Praise Aaron!

Aaron showed the page to gRegor, who produced live laughter. Hours later, gRegor created the symbolic Darth ASCII.

Praise gRegor!

The thrill of new entries prompted me to challenge Nitzan, who readily agreed. Hours later, Nitzan produced the minatory Seth, the Ancient Sith!

Praise Nitzan!

I hear that, even now, Chris and Jacky toil to create their own Challengers...

Draw your dark side! Take the Sith Lord Challenge!

Recipient of the Digital-Native Sith Ribbon.

Plurt Masberry, Curator of Sith Artifacts and Holocrons at the Cloud City Republican Museum, informs me that this drawing depicts a Sith legend.

One day 3bo was out on a walk. Then out of the corner of the tree was an evol speiret. So he foght. The evol sprit did not have time to fight back because he die. 3bo finly won his first battol.

3bo Battles Evol